Humanity is Strange

I don't get this whole chatroulette and omegle craze. Everyone in the world walks around with earphones on, attached to their trendy iWhatever, texting someone on their smart phones, avoiding eye contact and scowling at strangers. So, why do they go home, log onto facebook and friend strangers, comment on strangers blogs and use omegle and chatroulette? Humanity is losing the human part of living. Last I checked, my life was lived in person. Although, things like chatroulette give us some fun interesting youtube goodies like this one.

S&M

I think if you look up personal trainer in the dictionary, it would say: See sadist. I suppose that would make me a masochist.

It took me a cold shower, a quart of water and a jolly rancher to feel normal again after today's session.. and I could tell he was taking it easy. Man I'm out of shape.

Next session on Wednesday. Wish me luck.

I want to be known as Taiwanese now.

Uh oh, this and this does not bode well on the world's perception of Korean people. While only the first story makes me angry and heartbroken, the second one is just... ridiculous & humiliating.

Mom to Mom.

You know you're a mom talking to another mom when you can say things like 'rectally' without batting an eyelash and have it received in the same manner.

I'm a ninja.

Zukuto Riarikito to be exact. Saw this circulating around the interwebs.

Open Letter to Lexus RX drivers.

Dear Sir or Madam,

Please stop trying to race me, I don't want to race you. Most likely we're stuck in rush hour traffic together, lets not aggravate the situation. I know our SUVs get compared all the time, but mine IS faster.

Thanks.

(ps. no offense dan. =P)

back to blogging.

its been awhile since ive blogged. when you're relegated to < 200 characters on twitter (which i failed miserably at) or facebook updates, i realize how many words i have pent up inside. so, here is my attempt to vomit my insides back out in the form of some sort of prose.

let's see if i have any energy to do this.